101 Food Jokes by Hennessy Kids

Author:Hennessy Kids [Kids, The Hennessy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781989621059
Publisher: The Hennessy Entertainment Company Ltd.

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What is a table you can eat?

A vegetable.

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What is a taxi driver’s favourite kind of vegetable?

A cab-bage

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What is a witch's favourite food?

Ghoulash.

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ban-ana-na.

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What is black; white, green and bumpy?

A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

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What is green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

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What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?

A watermelon.

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What is green, small and round and goes up and down?

A pea in an elevator.

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